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Short Prose
Space Robots!
A parody of my favorite space robots TV and movies. Extracted from a Twilight Heroes quest.

Darkness and Shadows
A thoughtful piece designed to convey a dark mood.

Don't Drink It!
A punchline in search of a joke.

One Mortal Soul
A comedy about a vampire's bad date.

Sun, Fun and Feces
A dramatic monologue about visiting a sewage treatment convention.


Long Prose : Major Dilemmas

Major Dilemmas is an unpublished novel. The characters and events in the story are fictional, but the events occur at my real-life alma mater, Oberlin College, during the years that I attended the school (1993-1997). I'm writing the tale as much to tell a story as to record for myself the Oberlin of the mid-nineties. This is a third draft of the story, which I'm still editing after twelve years and counting.

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    Humor

    Random, strange, goofy, wacky, unusual, and horribly, painfully funny. That's what I'm aiming for, anyway.

  • Low and Bee-Holed: or In the Daze of Your
  • The top 110 Good Ideas that will never sell
  • An anti-chain letter
  • Cereal killers
  • The meaning of life
  • You might be a physics major if....


    Poetry

    Serious Poems
  • So Tomorrow ...

    Humorous Poems
  • Ballad of the Quarter Beers
  • Limmerick?
  • Ode to an Oberlin Squirrel

    Just Plain Weird
  • Snow by Handlight

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