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Cereal Killers This is sort of like a game I've heard people play, where they turn the name of candy bars into religious meanings, like Jesus Pieces (for Reese's Pieces), Buddha Fingers (for Butterfingers), WatchamacAllah, etc., except in this case, the list contains cereal brand names that have been turned to a life of crime. See if you can figure out the originals! If you get stumped or have additional suggestions, contact me and I'll tell you. The first few are from the minds of Noah Samuels and Nadia Finklestein, great friends and two of the most brilliant people I've ever met. Noah and I worked together on the items in parts 2 and 3. Yes, this page is intentionally a bit erratic. I'm trying to recreate as accurately as possible the original file and the corresponding mental conditions fostering those events. Part 1 Razor Bran 38 Special K Cookie Crypts Product 44 Apple Car Jacks Rape Nuts Assault-o-Meal Shoot Loops Cremation of Wheat Electric Chairios Killogs Snuffed Wheat Accosted Flakes (They'rrrrrrrrrrrre After Me!) Body Count Chocula Nooslix Suture Grain ROSS'S'S'S'S SPECIAL ADDITIONS Lucky Harms Captian Crutch Loot-n-fiber Life Sentence Sunburn Flakes Moldin' Grahams Honey Coma Psycho Puffs Cootie Pebbles Post Mortem Turning Trix Kaboom! (Needs no mutation) Body Chex Burnt to a Crispix Guts N Honey Mighty Morphine Powder Dangers Total Destruction Crunch, Bury Shredded Meat Corn Pops a Cap in Your Ass. Drop Kix Brain Flakes Rotting Bunches of Goats Dreary Hoes ROSS'S ADDITIONAL ADDITIONS (WITH HELP FROM NOAH'S HELP) Vice Krispies Dank-n-scary Sugar Smack Frosted Vinny Cleats |
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