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Cereal Killers

This is sort of like a game I've heard people play, where they turn the name of candy bars into religious meanings, like Jesus Pieces (for Reese's Pieces), Buddha Fingers (for Butterfingers), WatchamacAllah, etc., except in this case, the list contains cereal brand names that have been turned to a life of crime. See if you can figure out the originals! If you get stumped or have additional suggestions, contact me and I'll tell you. The first few are from the minds of Noah Samuels and Nadia Finklestein, great friends and two of the most brilliant people I've ever met. Noah and I worked together on the items in parts 2 and 3. Yes, this page is intentionally a bit erratic. I'm trying to recreate as accurately as possible the original file and the corresponding mental conditions fostering those events.

Part 1
Razor Bran
38 Special K
Cookie Crypts
Product 44
Apple Car Jacks
Rape Nuts
Assault-o-Meal
Shoot Loops
Cremation of Wheat
Electric Chairios
Killogs
Snuffed Wheat
Accosted Flakes (They'rrrrrrrrrrrre After Me!)
Body Count Chocula
Nooslix
Suture Grain

ROSS'S'S'S'S SPECIAL ADDITIONS
Lucky Harms
Captian Crutch
Loot-n-fiber
Life Sentence
Sunburn Flakes
Moldin' Grahams
Honey Coma
Psycho Puffs
Cootie Pebbles
Post Mortem
Turning Trix
Kaboom! (Needs no mutation)
Body Chex
Burnt to a Crispix
Guts N Honey
Mighty Morphine Powder Dangers
Total Destruction
Crunch, Bury
Shredded Meat
Corn Pops a Cap in Your Ass.
Drop Kix
Brain Flakes
Rotting Bunches of Goats
Dreary Hoes

ROSS'S ADDITIONAL ADDITIONS (WITH HELP FROM NOAH'S HELP)
Vice Krispies
Dank-n-scary
Sugar Smack
Frosted Vinny Cleats

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